Am I Turked?
The BMI reality check you didn't ask for
What does "Turk" mean?
Turk /tɜːrk/ noun
An overweight or obese individual. Derived from "turkey" — plump, carrying extra fluff, and often developing the signature neck wattle.
"Bro's been hitting the drive-thru hard. He's getting turked."
"I stepped on the scale after Thanksgiving... fully turked out."
Origin: The comparison to a turkey — a bird known for its round body, fluffy appearance, and distinctive neck wattle (the dangly bit). If you've ever seen a turkey strut, you get it.